German Chat-up Lines

While it is generally considered that French is the language of love, we thought it would be interesting to look at some of the corniest German chat-up lines. It should be noted though that these corny lines are very universal and have been heard across bars, restaurants and clubs across the world for years.

We cannot guarantee the reaction you will receive when using these phrases, but you might at least receive a laugh. And it is always good to try out your language skills in different environments, right?

German Chat-up Lines

Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?

Hat es sehr wehgetan, als du vom Himmel gefallen bist?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Glaubst du an die Liebe auf den ersten Blick, oder soll ich nochmal vorbeilaufen?

I’ve lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Ich hab meine Telefonnummer verloren. Kann ich deine haben?

Do you come here often?

Bist du oft hier?

I read in the paper that kisses makes people happy – can I make you happy?

Ich hab in der Zeitung gelesen, das Küsse glücklich machen. Darf ich Dich glücklich machen?

If you want a kiss, don’t say anything…just smile.

Wenn Du Lust auf einen Kuss hast, sag nichts – lächel’ nur .. !

You have beautiful eyes!

Du hast schöne Augen!

The barman said that this drink would make me irresistible, has it worked?

Der Barkeeper hat gesagt, dass dieser Drink unwiderstehlich macht, und jetzt wollte ich Dich fragen, ob er es schon wirkt.

(With your hands on their shoulders): Oh, they’re shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

[Mit den Händen auf ihren Schultern]: Oh – das sind Schulterblätter. Ich dachte, es wären Flügel.

I’ve had a really bad day. It would make me feel better if a lovely girl smiled at me – can you smile for me?

Ich hatte einen wirklich schlechten Tag. Ich würde mich gleich besser fühlen, wenn ein bezauberndes Mädchen mich anlächeln würde. Würdest Du für mich lächeln?

How about we have breakfast together tomorrow?

Wie wär’s wenn wir morgen zusammen frühstücken.

How does it feel to be the prettiest girl in the room?

“Wie fühlt man sich, wenn man die schönste Frau im Raum ist?”

What sights are there in your city, aside from you?

Was gibt es sonst noch für Sehenswürdigkeiten in Deiner Stadt, außer Dir?

Do you have a pen? I’d like to write your number down.

Hast Du mal einen Stift .. ? Ich möchte mir Deine Nummer aufschreiben.

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